Those people who say that writing is hard have no idea what they're talking about.
In fact, I have so many creative ideas, I can barely keep them contained!
I'll just sit down and write a story and submit it to our school literary journal. I bet I can win! Now, where to begin . . .
I should really get back to that work-in-progress. After all, I had some really fantastic ideas.
I'll just go grab my notebook and get started.
Hang on. This can't be what I wrote . . . it's . . . awful.
BLECH! What is this?! Get it away — AWAY, I say!
HOW DO PEOPLE DO THIS FOR A LIVING?
What is the meaning of anything anymore?
I'm going to need a moment. *Tries looking at the page again*
Nope. Never mind. TO THE COUCH!
— Eliza Leahy
Associate Editor, Trade and Consumer